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The Characters of the Christ-Cross Row, By a Critic, To Mrs ---


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The Characters of the Christ-Cross Row,
By a Critic, To Mrs —


1 Great D draws near— the Duchess sure is come,
2 Open the doors of the withdrawing-room:
3 Her daughters decked most daintily I see,
4 The dowager grows a perfect double D.
5 E enters next and with her Eve appears.
6 Not like yon dowager depressed with years:
7 What ease and elegance her person grace,
8 Bright beaming as the evening-star her face.
9 Queen Esther next— how fair e'en after death;
10 Then one faint glimpse of Queen Elizabeth;
11 No more, our Esthers now are nought but Hetties,
12 Elizabeths all dwindled into Betties.
13 In vain you think to find them under E,
14 They're all diverted into H and B.
15 F follows fast the fair— and in his rear
16 See folly, fashion, foppery straight appear,
17 All with fantastic clues, fantastic clothes,
18 With fans and flounces, fringe and furbelows.
19 Here Grub-street geese presume to joke and jeer,
20 All, all but Grannam Osborne's Gazetteer.
21 High heaves his hugeness H: methinks we see
22 Henry the Eighth's most monstrous majesty.
23 But why on such mock grandeur should we dwell?
24 H mounts to heaven and H descends to hell.
25 As H the Hebrew found, so I the Jew:
26 See Isaac, Joseph, Jacob pass in view.
27 The walls of old Jerusalem appear,
28 See Israel and all Judah thronging there. [...]

29 P pokes his head out, yet has not a pain:
30 Like Punch he peeps, but soon pops in again.
31 Pleased with his pranks, the pisgys calls him Puck,
32 Mortals he loves to prick and pinch and pluck.
33 Now a pert prig, he perks upon your face;
34 Now peers, pores, ponders with profound grimace;
35 Now a proud prince, in pompous purple dressed,
36 And now a player, a peer, a pimp or priest,
37 A pea, a pin, in a perpetual round,
38 Now seems a penny, and now shows a pound.
39 Like perch or pike in pond you see him come;
40 He in plantations hangs like pear or plum,
41 Pippin or peach, then perches on the spray,
42 In form of parrot, pye or popinjay.
43 P, Proteus-like, all tricks, all shapes can show,
44 The pleasantest person in the Christ-cross Row. [...]

45 As K a king, Q represents a queen,
46 And seems small difference the sounds between.
47 K as a man with hoarser accent speaks;
48 In shriller notes Q like a female squeaks.
49 Behold, K struts as might a king become;
50 Q draws her train along the drawing-room.
51 Slow follow all the quality of state:
52 Queer Queensberry only does refuse to wait. [...]

53 Thus great R reigns in town, while different far,
54 Rests in retirement little rural R;
55 Remote from cities lives in lone retreat,
56 With rooks and rabbit-burrows round his seat.
57 S sails the swan slow down the silver stream. [...]

58 So, big with weddings, waddles W,
59 And brings all womankind before your view:
60 A wench, a wife, a widow and a w[hor]e,
61 With woe behind and wantonness before.

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0 The Characters of the Christ-Cross Row,
By a Critic, To Mrs —

Metrical notation:  -+|-+|-+|-+|-+/
Metrical foot type:  iambic (-+)
Metrical foot number:  pentameter (5 feet)
Rhyme scheme:  aa
Rhyme (stanza position):  pair (aabb)
Syllable pattern:  10
Stanza:  couplet (2 lines)
Genre(s):  heroic couplet

Notation symbols: | (foot boundary), || (caesura), / (metrical line boundary), + (metrically prominent), - (metrically non-prominent)


1 Great D draws near— the Duchess sure is come,    
Rhyme:  aa   |   Rhyme word(s):  come   |   Rhyme sound:  /ʌm/   |   Rhyme (line position):  end
Metre:  -+|-+|-+|-+|-+/   |   Syllables:  10
Figure:  alliteration (phonological): D/draws/Duchess /d/
Figure:  assonance (phonological): Duchess/come /ʌ/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): D/draws/Duchess /d/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): draws/is /z/

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2 Open the doors of the withdrawing-room:    
Rhyme:  aa   |   Rhyme word(s):  withdrawing-room   |   Rhyme sound:  /uːm/   |   Rhyme (line position):  end
Metre:  -+|-+|-+|-+|-+/   |   Syllables:  10
Figure:  assonance (phonological): doors/withdrawing-room /ɔː/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): doors/withdrawing-room /d/

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3 Her daughters decked most daintily I see,    
Rhyme:  aa   |   Rhyme word(s):  see   |   Rhyme sound:  /iː/   |   Rhyme (line position):  end
Metre:  -+|-+|-+|-+|-+/   |   Syllables:  10
Figure:  alliteration (phonological): daughters/decked/daintily /d/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): daughters/decked/daintily /d/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): most/see /s/

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4 The dowager grows a perfect double D.    
Rhyme:  aa   |   Rhyme word(s):  D.   |   Rhyme sound:  /iː/   |   Rhyme (line position):  end
Metre:  -+|-+|-+|-+|-+/   |   Syllables:  10
Figure:  alliteration (phonological): dowager/double/D. /d/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): dowager/double/D. /d/

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5 E enters next and with her Eve appears.    
Rhyme:  aa   |   Rhyme word(s):  appears   |   Rhyme sound:  /ɪəz/   |   Rhyme (line position):  end
Metre:  -+|-+|-+|-+|-+/   |   Syllables:  10
Figure:  assonance (phonological): enters/next /e/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): enters/next /n/

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6 Not like yon dowager depressed with years:    
Rhyme:  aa   |   Rhyme word(s):  years   |   Rhyme sound:  /ɪəz/   |   Rhyme (line position):  end
Metre:  -+|-+|-+|-+|-+/   |   Syllables:  10
Figure:  alliteration (phonological): yon/years /j/
Figure:  alliteration (phonological): dowager/depressed /d/
Figure:  assonance (phonological): Not/yon /ɒ/
Figure:  assonance (phonological): depressed/with /ɪ/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): Not/yon /n/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): yon/years /j/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): dowager/depressed /d/
Figure:  simile (semantic): like...

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7 What ease and elegance her person grace,    
Rhyme:  aa   |   Rhyme word(s):  grace   |   Rhyme sound:  /eɪs/   |   Rhyme (line position):  end
Metre:  -+|-+|-+|-+|-+/   |   Syllables:  10
Figure:  assonance (phonological): her/person /ɜː/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): person/grace /s/

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8 Bright beaming as the evening-star her face.    
Rhyme:  aa   |   Rhyme word(s):  face   |   Rhyme sound:  /eɪs/   |   Rhyme (line position):  end
Metre:  -+|-+|-+|-+|-+/   |   Syllables:  10
Figure:  alliteration (phonological): Bright/beaming /b/
Figure:  assonance (phonological): beaming/evening-star /iː/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): Bright/beaming /b/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): evening-star/face /s/

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9 Queen Esther next— how fair e'en after death;    
Rhyme:  aa   |   Rhyme word(s):  death   |   Rhyme sound:  /eθ/   |   Rhyme (line position):  end
Metre:  -+|-+|-+|-+|-+/   |   Syllables:  10
Figure:  assonance (phonological): Queen/e'en /iː/
Figure:  assonance (phonological): Esther/next/death /e/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): Queen/next/e'en /n/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): Queen/next /k/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): fair/after /f/
Figure:  syncope (morphological): e'en

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10 Then one faint glimpse of Queen Elizabeth;    
Rhyme:  aa   |   Rhyme word(s):  Elizabeth   |   Rhyme sound:  /əθ/   |   Rhyme (line position):  end
Metre:  -+|-+|-+|-+|-+/   |   Syllables:  10
Figure:  assonance (phonological): glimpse/Elizabeth /ɪ/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): Then/one/faint/Queen /n/

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11 No more, our Esthers now are nought but Hetties,    
Rhyme:  aa   |   Rhyme word(s):  Hetties   |   Rhyme sound:  /etɪz/   |   Rhyme (line position):  end
Metre:  -+|-+|-+|-+|-+/   |   Syllables:  10
Figure:  alliteration (phonological): No/now/nought /n/
Figure:  assonance (phonological): more/nought /ɔː/
Figure:  assonance (phonological): our/now /aʊ/
Figure:  assonance (phonological): Esthers/Hetties /e/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): No/now/nought /n/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): nought/but/Hetties /t/

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12 Elizabeths all dwindled into Betties.    
Rhyme:  aa   |   Rhyme word(s):  Betties   |   Rhyme sound:  /etɪz/   |   Rhyme (line position):  end
Metre:  -+|-+|-+|-+|-+/   |   Syllables:  10
Figure:  assonance (phonological): Elizabeths/dwindled/into /ɪ/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): Elizabeths/all /l/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): dwindled/into /n/

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13 In vain you think to find them under E,    
Rhyme:  aa   |   Rhyme word(s):  E   |   Rhyme sound:  /eɪ/   |   Rhyme (line position):  end
Metre:  -+|-+|-+|-+|-+/   |   Syllables:  10
Figure:  assonance (phonological): In/think /ɪ/
Figure:  assonance (phonological): vain/E /eɪ/
Figure:  assonance (phonological): you/to /uː/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): In/vain/find/under /n/

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14 They're all diverted into H and B.    
Rhyme:  aa   |   Rhyme word(s):  B.   |   Rhyme sound:  /iː/   |   Rhyme (line position):  end
Metre:  -+|-+|-+|-+|-+/   |   Syllables:  10

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15 F follows fast the fair— and in his rear    
Rhyme:  aa   |   Rhyme word(s):  rear   |   Rhyme sound:  /ɪə/   |   Rhyme (line position):  end
Metre:  -+|-+|-+|-+|-+/   |   Syllables:  10
Figure:  alliteration (phonological): follows/fast/fair /f/
Figure:  assonance (phonological): in/his /ɪ/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): F/follows/fast/fair /f/

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16 See folly, fashion, foppery straight appear,    
Rhyme:  aa   |   Rhyme word(s):  appear   |   Rhyme sound:  /ɪə/   |   Rhyme (line position):  end
Metre:  -+|-+|-+|-+|-+/   |   Syllables:  10
Figure:  alliteration (phonological): See/straight /s/
Figure:  alliteration (phonological): folly/fashion/foppery /f/
Figure:  assonance (phonological): folly/foppery /ɒ/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): See/straight /s/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): folly/fashion/foppery /f/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): foppery/appear /p/

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17 All with fantastic clues, fantastic clothes,    
Rhyme:  aa   |   Rhyme word(s):  clothes   |   Rhyme sound:  /əʊðz/   |   Rhyme (line position):  end
Metre:  -+|-+|-+|-+|-+/   |   Syllables:  10
Figure:  alliteration (phonological): fantastic/fantastic /f/
Figure:  alliteration (phonological): clues/clothes /k/
Figure:  assonance (phonological): fantastic/fantastic /æ/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): with/clothes /ð/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): fantastic/fantastic /n/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): fantastic/fantastic /s/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): fantastic/fantastic /f/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): fantastic/fantastic /t/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): clues/clothes /k/
Figure:  diacope (morphological): fantastic/fantastic

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18 With fans and flounces, fringe and furbelows.    
Rhyme:  aa   |   Rhyme word(s):  furbelows   |   Rhyme sound:  /əʊz/   |   Rhyme (line position):  end
Metre:  -+|-+|-+|-+|-+/   |   Syllables:  10
Figure:  alliteration (phonological): fans/flounces/fringe/furbelows /f/
Figure:  assonance (phonological): With/fringe /ɪ/
Figure:  assonance (phonological): fans/and/and /æ/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): fans/flounces/fringe /n/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): fans/flounces/fringe/furbelows /f/

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19 Here Grub-street geese presume to joke and jeer,    
Rhyme:  aa   |   Rhyme word(s):  jeer   |   Rhyme sound:  /ɪə/   |   Rhyme (line position):  end
Metre:  -+|-+|-+|-+|-+/   |   Syllables:  10
Figure:  alliteration (phonological): Grub-street/geese /g/
Figure:  alliteration (phonological): joke/jeer /dʒ/
Figure:  assonance (phonological): Here/jeer /ɪə/
Figure:  assonance (phonological): Grub-street/geese /iː/
Figure:  assonance (phonological): presume/to /uː/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): Grub-street/geese /g/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): Grub-street/geese /s/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): joke/jeer /dʒ/

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20 All, all but Grannam Osborne's Gazetteer.    
Rhyme:  aa   |   Rhyme word(s):  Gazetteer   |   Rhyme sound:  /ɪə/   |   Rhyme (line position):  end
Metre:  -+|-+|-+|-+|-+/   |   Syllables:  10
Figure:  alliteration (phonological): Grannam/Gazetteer /g/
Figure:  assonance (phonological): All/all /ɔː/
Figure:  assonance (phonological): Grannam/Gazetteer /æ/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): All/all /l/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): but/Gazetteer /t/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): Grannam/Gazetteer /g/
Figure:  epizeuxis (morphological): All/all
Figure:  diacope (morphological): All/all

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21 High heaves his hugeness H: methinks we see    
Rhyme:  aa   |   Rhyme word(s):  see   |   Rhyme sound:  /iː/   |   Rhyme (line position):  end
Metre:  -+|-+|-+|-+|-+/   |   Syllables:  10
Figure:  alliteration (phonological): High/heaves/his/hugeness /h/
Figure:  assonance (phonological): heaves/we/see /iː/
Figure:  assonance (phonological): his/methinks /ɪ/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): High/heaves/his/hugeness /h/

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22 Henry the Eighth's most monstrous majesty.    
Rhyme:  aa   |   Rhyme word(s):  majesty   |   Rhyme sound:  /ɪ/   |   Rhyme (line position):  end
Metre:  -+|-+|-+|-+|-+/   |   Syllables:  10
Figure:  alliteration (phonological): most/monstrous/majesty /m/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): Henry/monstrous /n/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): most/monstrous/majesty /m/

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23 But why on such mock grandeur should we dwell?    
Rhyme:  aa   |   Rhyme word(s):  dwell   |   Rhyme sound:  /el/   |   Rhyme (line position):  end
Metre:  -+|-+|-+|-+|-+/   |   Syllables:  10
Figure:  alliteration (phonological): why/we /w/
Figure:  assonance (phonological): But/such /ʌ/
Figure:  assonance (phonological): on/mock /ɒ/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): why/we /w/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): on/grandeur /n/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): should/dwell /d/

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24 H mounts to heaven and H descends to hell.    
Rhyme:  aa   |   Rhyme word(s):  hell   |   Rhyme sound:  /el/   |   Rhyme (line position):  end
Metre:  -+|-+|-+|-+|-+/   |   Syllables:  10
Figure:  alliteration (phonological): heaven/hell /h/
Figure:  assonance (phonological): H/H /eɪ/
Figure:  assonance (phonological): to/to /uː/
Figure:  assonance (phonological): heaven/descends/hell /e/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): H/H /tʃ/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): mounts/descends /n/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): heaven/hell /h/
Figure:  diacope (morphological): H/H

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25 As H the Hebrew found, so I the Jew:    
Rhyme:  aa   |   Rhyme word(s):  Jew   |   Rhyme sound:  /uː/   |   Rhyme (line position):  end
Metre:  -+|-+|-+|-+|-+/   |   Syllables:  10

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26 See Isaac, Joseph, Jacob pass in view.    
Rhyme:  aa   |   Rhyme word(s):  view   |   Rhyme sound:  /uː/   |   Rhyme (line position):  end
Metre:  -+|-+|-+|-+|-+/   |   Syllables:  10
Figure:  alliteration (phonological): Joseph/Jacob /dʒ/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): See/Isaac/pass /s/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): Joseph/Jacob /dʒ/

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27 The walls of old Jerusalem appear,    
Rhyme:  aa   |   Rhyme word(s):  appear   |   Rhyme sound:  /ɪə/   |   Rhyme (line position):  end
Metre:  -+|-+|-+|-+|-+/   |   Syllables:  10
Figure:  assonance (phonological): Jerusalem/appear /ə/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): walls/old /l/

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28 See Israel and all Judah thronging there. [...]    
Rhyme:  aa   |   Rhyme word(s):  there   |   Rhyme sound:  /eə/   |   Rhyme (line position):  end
Metre:  -+|-+|-+|-+|-+/   |   Syllables:  10
Figure:  consonance (phonological): See/Israel /s/

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29 P pokes his head out, yet has not a pain:    
Rhyme:  aa   |   Rhyme word(s):  pain   |   Rhyme sound:  /eɪn/   |   Rhyme (line position):  end
Metre:  -+|-+|-+|-+|-+/   |   Syllables:  10
Figure:  alliteration (phonological): P/pokes/pain /p/
Figure:  alliteration (phonological): his/head /h/
Figure:  assonance (phonological): head/yet /e/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): P/pokes/pain /p/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): his/head/has /h/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): his/has /z/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): out/yet/not /t/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): not/pain /n/

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30 Like Punch he peeps, but soon pops in again.    
Rhyme:  aa   |   Rhyme word(s):  again   |   Rhyme sound:  /en/   |   Rhyme (line position):  end
Metre:  -+|-+|-+|-+|-+/   |   Syllables:  10
Figure:  alliteration (phonological): Punch/peeps/pops /p/
Figure:  assonance (phonological): Punch/but /ʌ/
Figure:  assonance (phonological): he/peeps /iː/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): Punch/soon/in/again /n/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): Punch/peeps/pops /p/

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31 Pleased with his pranks, the pisgys calls him Puck,    
Rhyme:  aa   |   Rhyme word(s):  Puck   |   Rhyme sound:  /ʌk/   |   Rhyme (line position):  end
Metre:  -+|-+|-+|-+|-+/   |   Syllables:  10
Figure:  alliteration (phonological): Pleased/pranks/pisgys/Puck /p/
Figure:  alliteration (phonological): his/him /h/
Figure:  assonance (phonological): with/his/pisgys/him /ɪ/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): Pleased/pranks/pisgys/Puck /p/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): Pleased/his /z/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): his/him /h/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): calls/Puck /k/

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32 Mortals he loves to prick and pinch and pluck.    
Rhyme:  aa   |   Rhyme word(s):  pluck   |   Rhyme sound:  /ʌk/   |   Rhyme (line position):  end
Metre:  -+|-+|-+|-+|-+/   |   Syllables:  10
Figure:  alliteration (phonological): prick/pinch/pluck /p/
Figure:  assonance (phonological): loves/pluck /ʌ/
Figure:  assonance (phonological): prick/pinch /ɪ/
Figure:  assonance (phonological): and/and /æ/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): prick/pinch/pluck /p/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): prick/pluck /k/

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33 Now a pert prig, he perks upon your face;    
Rhyme:  aa   |   Rhyme word(s):  face   |   Rhyme sound:  /eɪs/   |   Rhyme (line position):  end
Metre:  -+|-+|-+|-+|-+/   |   Syllables:  10
Figure:  alliteration (phonological): pert/prig/perks /p/
Figure:  assonance (phonological): pert/perks /ɜː/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): Now/upon /n/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): pert/prig/perks/upon /p/
Figure:  anaphora (morphological): Now

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34 Now peers, pores, ponders with profound grimace;    
Rhyme:  aa   |   Rhyme word(s):  grimace   |   Rhyme sound:  /eɪs/   |   Rhyme (line position):  end
Metre:  -+|-+|-+|-+|-+/   |   Syllables:  10
Figure:  alliteration (phonological): peers/pores/ponders/profound /p/
Figure:  assonance (phonological): Now/profound /aʊ/
Figure:  assonance (phonological): with/grimace /ɪ/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): Now/ponders/profound /n/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): peers/pores/ponders/profound /p/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): peers/pores /z/
Figure:  anaphora (morphological): Now

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35 Now a proud prince, in pompous purple dressed,    
Rhyme:  aa   |   Rhyme word(s):  dressed   |   Rhyme sound:  /est/   |   Rhyme (line position):  end
Metre:  -+|-+|-+|-+|-+/   |   Syllables:  10
Figure:  alliteration (phonological): proud/prince/pompous/purple /p/
Figure:  assonance (phonological): Now/proud /aʊ/
Figure:  assonance (phonological): prince/in /ɪ/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): Now/prince/in /n/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): proud/prince/pompous/purple /p/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): proud/dressed /d/

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36 And now a player, a peer, a pimp or priest,    
Rhyme:  aa   |   Rhyme word(s):  priest   |   Rhyme sound:  /iːst/   |   Rhyme (line position):  end
Metre:  -+|-+|-+|-+|-+/   |   Syllables:  10
Figure:  alliteration (phonological): player/peer/pimp/priest /p/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): player/peer/pimp/priest /p/

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37 A pea, a pin, in a perpetual round,    
Rhyme:  aa   |   Rhyme word(s):  round   |   Rhyme sound:  /aʊnd/   |   Rhyme (line position):  end
Metre:  -+|-+|-+|-+|-+/   |   Syllables:  10
Figure:  alliteration (phonological): pea/pin/perpetual /p/
Figure:  assonance (phonological): pin/in /ɪ/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): pea/pin/perpetual /p/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): pin/in/round /n/

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38 Now seems a penny, and now shows a pound.    
Rhyme:  aa   |   Rhyme word(s):  pound   |   Rhyme sound:  /aʊnd/   |   Rhyme (line position):  end
Metre:  -+|-+|-+|-+|-+/   |   Syllables:  10
Figure:  alliteration (phonological): Now/now /n/
Figure:  alliteration (phonological): penny/pound /p/
Figure:  assonance (phonological): Now/now/pound /aʊ/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): Now/penny/now/pound /n/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): penny/pound /p/
Figure:  diacope (morphological): Now/now

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39 Like perch or pike in pond you see him come;    
Rhyme:  aa   |   Rhyme word(s):  come   |   Rhyme sound:  /ʌm/   |   Rhyme (line position):  end
Metre:  -+|-+|-+|-+|-+/   |   Syllables:  10
Figure:  alliteration (phonological): perch/pike/pond /p/
Figure:  assonance (phonological): Like/pike /aɪ/
Figure:  assonance (phonological): in/him /ɪ/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): Like/pike/come /k/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): perch/pike/pond /p/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): in/pond /n/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): him/come /m/
Figure:  simile (semantic): Like...

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40 He in plantations hangs like pear or plum,    
Rhyme:  aa   |   Rhyme word(s):  plum   |   Rhyme sound:  /ʌm/   |   Rhyme (line position):  end
Metre:  -+|-+|-+|-+|-+/   |   Syllables:  10
Figure:  alliteration (phonological): He/hangs /h/
Figure:  alliteration (phonological): plantations/pear/plum /p/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): He/hangs /h/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): in/plantations /n/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): plantations/pear/plum /p/

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41 Pippin or peach, then perches on the spray,    
Rhyme:  aa   |   Rhyme word(s):  spray   |   Rhyme sound:  /eɪ/   |   Rhyme (line position):  end
Metre:  -+|-+|-+|-+|-+/   |   Syllables:  10
Figure:  alliteration (phonological): Pippin/peach/perches /p/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): Pippin/peach/perches /p/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): peach/perches /tʃ/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): then/on /n/

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42 In form of parrot, pye or popinjay.    
Rhyme:  aa   |   Rhyme word(s):  popinjay   |   Rhyme sound:  /eɪ/   |   Rhyme (line position):  end
Metre:  -+|-+|-+|-+|-+/   |   Syllables:  10
Figure:  alliteration (phonological): parrot/pye/popinjay /p/
Figure:  assonance (phonological): form/or /ɔː/
Figure:  assonance (phonological): of/popinjay /ɒ/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): parrot/pye/popinjay /p/

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43 P, Proteus-like, all tricks, all shapes can show,    
Rhyme:  aa   |   Rhyme word(s):  show   |   Rhyme sound:  /əʊ/   |   Rhyme (line position):  end
Metre:  -+|-+|-+|-+|-+/   |   Syllables:  10
Figure:  alliteration (phonological): P/Proteus-like /p/
Figure:  alliteration (phonological): shapes/show /ʃ/
Figure:  assonance (phonological): Proteus-like/show /əʊ/
Figure:  assonance (phonological): all/all /ɔː/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): P/Proteus-like/shapes /p/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): Proteus-like/all/all /l/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): Proteus-like/tricks/can /k/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): Proteus-like/tricks /t/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): shapes/show /ʃ/
Figure:  diacope (morphological): all/all

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44 The pleasantest person in the Christ-cross Row. [...]    
Rhyme:  aa   |   Rhyme word(s):  Row   |   Rhyme sound:  /əʊ/   |   Rhyme (line position):  end
Metre:  -+|-+|-+|-+|-+/   |   Syllables:  10
Figure:  alliteration (phonological): pleasantest/person /p/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): pleasantest/person /p/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): person/Christ-cross /s/

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45 As K a king, Q represents a queen,    
Rhyme:  aa   |   Rhyme word(s):  queen   |   Rhyme sound:  /iːn/   |   Rhyme (line position):  end
Metre:  -+|-+|-+|-+|-+/   |   Syllables:  10
Figure:  alliteration (phonological): K/king/Q/queen /k/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): As/represents /z/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): K/king/Q/queen /k/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): represents/queen /n/

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46 And seems small difference the sounds between.    
Rhyme:  aa   |   Rhyme word(s):  between   |   Rhyme sound:  /iːn/   |   Rhyme (line position):  end
Metre:  -+|-+|-+|-+|-+/   |   Syllables:  10
Figure:  alliteration (phonological): seems/small/sounds /s/
Figure:  assonance (phonological): seems/between /iː/
Figure:  assonance (phonological): difference/between /ɪ/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): seems/small/sounds /s/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): sounds/between /n/

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47 K as a man with hoarser accent speaks;    
Rhyme:  aa   |   Rhyme word(s):  speaks   |   Rhyme sound:  /iːks/   |   Rhyme (line position):  end
Metre:  -+|-+|-+|-+|-+/   |   Syllables:  10
Figure:  assonance (phonological): as/man/accent /æ/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): K/accent/speaks /k/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): hoarser/speaks /s/

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48 In shriller notes Q like a female squeaks.    
Rhyme:  aa   |   Rhyme word(s):  squeaks   |   Rhyme sound:  /iːks/   |   Rhyme (line position):  end
Metre:  -+|-+|-+|-+|-+/   |   Syllables:  10
Figure:  assonance (phonological): In/shriller /ɪ/
Figure:  assonance (phonological): female/squeaks /iː/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): In/notes /n/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): shriller/like /l/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): Q/like/squeaks /k/
Figure:  simile (semantic): like...

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49 Behold, K struts as might a king become;    
Rhyme:  aa   |   Rhyme word(s):  become   |   Rhyme sound:  /ʌm/   |   Rhyme (line position):  end
Metre:  -+|-+|-+|-+|-+/   |   Syllables:  10
Figure:  alliteration (phonological): Behold/become /b/
Figure:  alliteration (phonological): K/king /k/
Figure:  assonance (phonological): Behold/king/become /ɪ/
Figure:  assonance (phonological): struts/become /ʌ/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): Behold/become /b/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): K/king/become /k/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): struts/might /t/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): might/become /m/

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50 Q draws her train along the drawing-room.    
Rhyme:  aa   |   Rhyme word(s):  drawing-room   |   Rhyme sound:  /ʊm/   |   Rhyme (line position):  end
Metre:  -+|-+|-+|-+|-+/   |   Syllables:  10
Figure:  alliteration (phonological): draws/drawing-room /d/
Figure:  assonance (phonological): draws/drawing-room /ɔː/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): draws/drawing-room /d/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): along/drawing-room /ŋ/

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51 Slow follow all the quality of state:    
Rhyme:  aa   |   Rhyme word(s):  state   |   Rhyme sound:  /eɪt/   |   Rhyme (line position):  end
Metre:  -+|-+|-+|-+|-+/   |   Syllables:  10
Figure:  alliteration (phonological): Slow/state /s/
Figure:  assonance (phonological): follow/quality/of /ɒ/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): Slow/state /s/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): follow/all/quality /l/

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52 Queer Queensberry only does refuse to wait. [...]    
Rhyme:  aa   |   Rhyme word(s):  wait   |   Rhyme sound:  /eɪt/   |   Rhyme (line position):  end
Metre:  -+|-+|-+|-+|-+/   |   Syllables:  10
Figure:  alliteration (phonological): Queer/Queensberry /k/
Figure:  assonance (phonological): refuse/to /uː/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): Queer/Queensberry /k/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): Queensberry/only /n/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): does/refuse /z/

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53 Thus great R reigns in town, while different far,    
Rhyme:  aa   |   Rhyme word(s):  far   |   Rhyme sound:  /ɑː/   |   Rhyme (line position):  end
Metre:  -+|-+|-+|-+|-+/   |   Syllables:  10
Figure:  assonance (phonological): great/reigns /eɪ/
Figure:  assonance (phonological): R/far /ɑː/
Figure:  assonance (phonological): in/different /ɪ/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): great/town /t/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): reigns/in/town /n/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): different/far /f/

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54 Rests in retirement little rural R;    
Rhyme:  aa   |   Rhyme word(s):  R   |   Rhyme sound:  /ɑː/   |   Rhyme (line position):  end
Metre:  -+|-+|-+|-+|-+/   |   Syllables:  10
Figure:  alliteration (phonological): Rests/retirement/rural /r/
Figure:  assonance (phonological): in/retirement/little /ɪ/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): Rests/retirement/rural /r/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): retirement/little /t/

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55 Remote from cities lives in lone retreat,    
Rhyme:  aa   |   Rhyme word(s):  retreat   |   Rhyme sound:  /iːt/   |   Rhyme (line position):  end
Metre:  -+|-+|-+|-+|-+/   |   Syllables:  10
Figure:  alliteration (phonological): Remote/retreat /r/
Figure:  alliteration (phonological): lives/lone /l/
Figure:  assonance (phonological): Remote/cities/in/retreat /ɪ/
Figure:  assonance (phonological): Remote/lone /əʊ/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): Remote/retreat /r/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): Remote/from /m/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): Remote/cities/retreat /t/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): lives/lone /l/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): in/lone /n/

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56 With rooks and rabbit-burrows round his seat.    
Rhyme:  aa   |   Rhyme word(s):  seat   |   Rhyme sound:  /iːt/   |   Rhyme (line position):  end
Metre:  -+|-+|-+|-+|-+/   |   Syllables:  10
Figure:  alliteration (phonological): rooks/rabbit-burrows/round /r/
Figure:  assonance (phonological): With/his /ɪ/
Figure:  assonance (phonological): and/rabbit-burrows /æ/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): rooks/rabbit-burrows/round /r/

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57 S sails the swan slow down the silver stream. [...]    
Rhyme:  x   |   Metre:  -+|-+|-+|-+|-+/   |   Syllables:  10
Figure:  alliteration (phonological): sails/swan/slow/silver/stream /s/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): S/sails/swan/slow/silver/stream /s/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): sails/silver /l/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): swan/down /n/

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58 So, big with weddings, waddles W,    
Rhyme:  aa   |   Rhyme word(s):  W   |   Rhyme sound:  /uː/   |   Rhyme (line position):  end
Metre:  -+|-+|-+|-+|-+/   |   Syllables:  10
Figure:  alliteration (phonological): weddings/waddles /w/
Figure:  assonance (phonological): big/with /ɪ/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): big/W /b/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): with/weddings/waddles /w/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): weddings/waddles/W /d/

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59 And brings all womankind before your view:    
Rhyme:  aa   |   Rhyme word(s):  view   |   Rhyme sound:  /uː/   |   Rhyme (line position):  end
Metre:  -+|-+|-+|-+|-+/   |   Syllables:  10
Figure:  alliteration (phonological): brings/before /b/
Figure:  assonance (phonological): brings/before /ɪ/
Figure:  assonance (phonological): all/before/your /ɔː/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): brings/before /b/

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60 A wench, a wife, a widow and a w[hor]e,    
Rhyme:  aa   |   Rhyme word(s):  w[hor]e   |   Rhyme sound:  /ɔː/   |   Rhyme (line position):  end
Metre:  -+|-+|-+|-+|-+/   |   Syllables:  10
Figure:  alliteration (phonological): wench/wife/widow /w/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): wench/wife/widow /w/

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61 With woe behind and wantonness before.    
Rhyme:  aa   |   Rhyme word(s):  before   |   Rhyme sound:  /ɔː/   |   Rhyme (line position):  end
Metre:  -+|-+|-+|-+|-+/   |   Syllables:  10
Figure:  alliteration (phonological): woe/wantonness /w/
Figure:  alliteration (phonological): behind/before /b/
Figure:  assonance (phonological): With/behind/before /ɪ/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): With/woe/wantonness /w/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): behind/wantonness /n/
Figure:  consonance (phonological): behind/before /b/

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0 The Characters of the Christ-Cross Row,
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Title/Paratext] "This fragment was first printed [...]" J. Bradshaw, 1891.

"This fragment was first printed by Mitford in 1843, Gray's "Works," vol. v. p. 217. Horace Walpole says:—"Gray never would allow the foregoing Poem to be his, but it has too much merit, and the humour and versification are so much in his style, but I cannot believe it to be written by any other hand.—(Signed) H. W."
    "Dyce mentions, in a MS. note at South Kensington, that Gray's original autograph of these lines has been destroyed.""

The Poetical Works of Thomas Gray: English and Latin. Edited with an introduction, life, notes and a bibliography by John Bradshaw. The Aldine edition of the British poets series. London: George Bell and sons, 1891, 278.

Title/Paratext] "Walpole preserved the following fragment [...]" J. Bradshaw, 1891.

"Walpole preserved the following fragment of a letter from Gray, in which the verses were introduced:—
    "When I received the testimonial of so many considerable personages to adorn the second page of my next edition, and (adding them to the Testimonium Autoris de seipso) do relish and enjoy all the conscious pleasure resulting from six pennyworths of glory, I cannot but close my satisfaction with a sigh for the fate of my fellow-labourer in poetry, the unfortunate Mr. Golding, cut off in the flower or rather the bud of his honours, who had he survived but a fortnight more, might have been by your kind offices as much delighted with himself, as I. Windsor and Eton might have gone down to posterity together, perhaps appeared in the same volume, like Philips and Smith, and we might have sent at once to Mr. Pond for the frontispiece, but these, alas! are vain reflections. To return to myself. Nay! but you are such a wit! sure the gentlemen an't so good, are they? and don't you play upon the word. I promise you, few take to it here at all, which is a good sign (for I never knew anything liked here, that ever proved to be so any where else); it is said to be mine, but I strenuously deny it, and so do all that are in the secret, so that nobody knows what to think; a few only of King's College gave me the lie, but I hope to demolish them; for if I don't know, who should? Tell Mr. Chute, I would not have served him so, for any brother in Christendom, and am very angry. To make my peace with the noble youth you mention, I send you a Poem that I am sure they will read (as well as they can) a masterpiece—it is said, being an admirable improvement on that beautiful piece called Pugna Porcorum, which begins

Plangite porcelli Porcorum pigra propago;
but that is in Latin, and not for their reading, but indeed, this is worth a thousand of it, and unfortunately it is not perfect, and it is not mine.
    "When you and Mr. Chute can get the remainder of 'Marianne,' [footnote: 'In July, 1742, Gray sent "3 Parts of Marianne, a novel by Marivaux," to Chute.'] I shall be much obliged to you for it,—I am terribly impatient.""

The Poetical Works of Thomas Gray: English and Latin. Edited with an introduction, life, notes and a bibliography by John Bradshaw. The Aldine edition of the British poets series. London: George Bell and sons, 1891, 278-279.

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1 Great D draws near— the Duchess sure is come,
2 Open the doors of the withdrawing-room:
3 Her daughters decked most daintily I see,
4 The dowager grows a perfect double D.
5 E enters next and with her Eve appears.
6 Not like yon dowager depressed with years:
7 What ease and elegance her person grace,
8 Bright beaming as the evening-star her face.
9 Queen Esther next— how fair e'en after death;
10 Then one faint glimpse of Queen Elizabeth;
11 No more, our Esthers now are nought but Hetties,
12 Elizabeths all dwindled into Betties.
13 In vain you think to find them under E,
14 They're all diverted into H and B.
15 F follows fast the fair— and in his rear
16 See folly, fashion, foppery straight appear,
17 All with fantastic clues, fantastic clothes,
18 With fans and flounces, fringe and furbelows.
19 Here Grub-street geese presume to joke and jeer,
20 All, all but Grannam Osborne's Gazetteer.
21 High heaves his hugeness H: methinks we see
22 Henry the Eighth's most monstrous majesty.
23 But why on such mock grandeur should we dwell?
24 H mounts to heaven and H descends to hell.
25 As H the Hebrew found, so I the Jew:
26 See Isaac, Joseph, Jacob pass in view.
27 The walls of old Jerusalem appear,
28 See Israel and all Judah thronging there. [...]

29 P pokes his head out, yet has not a pain:
30 Like Punch he peeps, but soon pops in again.
31 Pleased with his pranks, the pisgys calls him Puck,
32 Mortals he loves to prick and pinch and pluck.
33 Now a pert prig, he perks upon your face;
34 Now peers, pores, ponders with profound grimace;
35 Now a proud prince, in pompous purple dressed,
36 And now a player, a peer, a pimp or priest,
37 A pea, a pin, in a perpetual round,
38 Now seems a penny, and now shows a pound.
39 Like perch or pike in pond you see him come;
40 He in plantations hangs like pear or plum,
41 Pippin or peach, then perches on the spray,
42 In form of parrot, pye or popinjay.
43 P, Proteus-like, all tricks, all shapes can show,
44 The pleasantest person in the Christ-cross Row. [...]

45 As K a king, Q represents a queen,
46 And seems small difference the sounds between.
47 K as a man with hoarser accent speaks;
48 In shriller notes Q like a female squeaks.
49 Behold, K struts as might a king become;
50 Q draws her train along the drawing-room.
51 Slow follow all the quality of state:
52 Queer Queensberry only does refuse to wait. [...]

53 Thus great R reigns in town, while different far,
54 Rests in retirement little rural R;
55 Remote from cities lives in lone retreat,
56 With rooks and rabbit-burrows round his seat.
57 S sails the swan slow down the silver stream. [...]

58 So, big with weddings, waddles W,
59 And brings all womankind before your view:
60 A wench, a wife, a widow and a w[hor]e,
61 With woe behind and wantonness before.

Works cited

  • The Poetical Works of Thomas Gray: English and Latin. Edited with an introduction, life, notes and a bibliography by John Bradshaw. The Aldine edition of the British poets series. London: George Bell and sons, 1891.

Spelling has been modernized throughout, except in case of conscious archaisms. Contractions, italics and initial capitalization have been largely eliminated, except where of real import. Obvious errors have been silently corrected, punctuation has been supplied. The editor would like to express his gratitude to the library staff of the Göttingen State and University Library (SUB Göttingen) for their invaluable assistance.

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  • Composition: 1747(?)
  • Publication: 1843
  • Base text: 1843 (Mitford)
  • Metre: iambic pentameter
  • Rhyme scheme: aa
  • Verse form: couplets
  • Genre: satire
  • Notes/Queries: 2
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